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Once upon a time...

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I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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Teaching is just a tiny part of what Sarah Postern does.

I am looking at this post and thinking of a what-if that actually Donna Noble becomes a teacher and is hired by the same school as Clara. Clara spends an entire adventure at Space Disney chatting away to the Doctor about her new friend from work who has this funny knack for being clever and blunt and amazing. She never bothers to use Donna’s name - it’s just “my friend this” and “my friend that” - which is perfectly fine because the Doctor isn’t really listening most of the time.

The Doctor parks the TARDIS around the corner from Clara’s school, immediately sensing that Something Isn’t Right. He walks with Clara back to her classroom — maybe the children have all been replaced by plastic replicants? — when Clara runs into Donna in the hall.

The Doctor is speechless. He knows he shouldn’t be here, can’t bring himself to move a muscle, and imagines with horror what the next two seconds are going to be like as Donna’s brain goes waywire. He’ll have finally done it. He’ll have killed her.

Donna catches his eye, and he sees it — that tiny flash of recognition, her mind trying in vain to place her. They end up staring at each other for what seems like an eternity, until Clara clears her throat. “Everything all right with you two?”

"It’s nothing," the Doctor lies.

Donna hasn’t taken her eyes off him. “I just thought I knew you -“

”- from -“

Then she snaps out of it, like nothing ever happened. “Oi, must’ve had too many pints again last night.”

The Doctor wasn’t aware he was holding his breath. “Must’ve.”


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